The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

People search for the weirdest things!So I was going through my Google Analytics the other day, checking into some of the back-end data, looking at some of the most popular search keywords that lead people to wind up at this website etc etc etc…all very boring!
I have a fairly short attention-span, and so after a while, I thought it would be interesting to take a look at some of the “long tail” search results I receive. These are search keywords that people entered into Google, and for one reason or another, found their way to this website.
Instead of just copying and pasting in their search topic, I also would like to at least try and address some of the results;

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

Ok, we’re starting off weird! Sorry I can’t help you with that one, fella!

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

No.

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

No.

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

Errrrrm……whey….

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

No.

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

You’ve come to the right place! Check out any one of my posts!

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

I don’t suggest it, I heard it’s kind of “touristy”.

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

What I like about this is that some dude was searching for “short tall wife”, and clicked around 3 pages and spent 59 seconds on this website. I like to think I offer something for everyone!

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

Same story here…

 

Spanish wine imported to the US sucks.

Not all of it, but that long boat-ride doesn’t exactly help!

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

“Is that a wine bottle in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?”
That’s all I have. Sorry.

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

I got nothing.

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

I’m sure there are, and I’m sure they’re awful.

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

3 people searched for this term, and landed at this website. I ‘m not too sure what to think of that.

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

Leave that to Juan Muga!

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

There is no such thing.

 

The Strange Search Engine Results I Occasionally Attract.

You need to talk to the previous guy.

4 Comments

  • October 18, 2011

    Anonymous

    This is hysterical! 

  • October 18, 2011

    Kris Chislett

    :) I thought so!

  • January 6, 2012

    Allie Lazar

    good analytic gold

  • January 6, 2012

    Kris Chislett

    :) It was a fun article to research!

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