Wine meme
A Good Babysitter is Hard to Find.
A Short Valentines Day Poem
Trust Yoda You Must.
6 Things Sommeliers Hate to Hear.
If you’ve ever worked in a restaurant, you’ll know EXACTLY what I’m talking about in this post. If on the other hand none of this makes any sense to you, you are part of the problem. What the Sommelier says: “I’m sorry, Sir/Madam. We do offer a corkage fee, or may I suggest something within a particular price range?” What the Sommelier thinks: “That’s right! You run to the grocery store! Maybe when you…
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Pour Meow-t Some More.
I’m Scared.
Taken: The Wine Bottle Warning Device!
Have you ever had a bottle of wine “Taken?” Introducing the Liam Neeson “Taken” wine bottle warning device! Simply print and cutout the template below, and hang it on any bottle you don’t want your friends, family, roommates, house guests or friendly Eastern-European terrorists to touch. It’s sure to send the right message!
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True Story.
Kids Write the Darndest Things!
This was sent to me by a school-teacher friend a couple of days ago. She thought I might enjoy it. She was right! According to her text messages, the exact conversation went as follows: Kid: “Why are you taking a picture of my work?” Teacher: “Because my friend sells wine…” Kid: “Your friend sells wine?” Teacher: “Yes. He’ll like this…”
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Winebulance: The Sequel!
Well…..how’s about this! A Winebulance! So, I stumbled across this image today on The Facebook. The photo is of the “Winebulance” delivery truck from The Selsey Off-License in West Sussex, back in my Motherland (England). What a genius idea! I wish I’d have thought of it first…..oh wait…I did…. …back in July of 2012 (click here for the original post). Notice my logo in the bottom-left corner. I thought the idea of…
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